Monday, August 29, 2011

We have a new home!

Yes folks, the legends at Mahers Outdoor have moved in with their little brothers and sisters on Maylor Street. You can access us from either entrance (ooh err missus), those being our main entrance on Maylor Street or via out Optimus Prime Megatron Sports Megastore on Oliver Plunkett Street - that's the new official name for the sports store now that we have arrived.

We would like to thank our new neighbours for all of their help during the move - guys we owe you a pint - just the one though you lightweights. A special mention goes out to Brendon "The Yak" Dolan who at one point was seen carrying the entire downstairs part of the shop in one hand and a sausage roll in the other like some sausage roll eating man mountain -cheers Bren.

And as for our stable mates,the Fitness Store, well, what can i say - thanks for being so welcoming and not arguing over music choice (you know who you are). Also a big thanks to Patrick, our multi-talented, super handsome builder/climber/pole dancer (that was a special just for me wasn't it Patrick?).

Anyway, thanks all again, come in and see the new Megatron Optimus Killer Dolphin new store - all the people in it are ace and there's loads of stuff to buy, from hiking to watersports to running to cricket to GAA to weightlifting to yoga to whatever the hell you like you sports crazed monkeys.

Come see us, you know you love it.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Blizzard Survival Bag

Stuck out overnight? - got no tent or sleeping bag - are you an idiot? - evidently you are.



However, you could redeem yourself by carrying one of these superb pieces of kit.





Here is what Paul, our kit expert had to say about it:



It's shiny.


It's warm.


It's rolls/folds down to the size of a toasted sandwich.


The man above is using his as a sledge in the middle of summer - he is an idiot but at least has a vivid imagination.


Obviously it's intended use is to keep you warm when you need it most - and having tried one i can tell you that in all seriousness, it is warm - very warm.


Here are the "proper" specs:



  • Made from "reflexcell" material, which blocks heat loss more effectively than any other emergency product.

  • Warmth of 8 togs - equivalent to medium weight sleeping bag.

  • Waterproof/Windproof.

  • Fits tall adults (i am one and i had plenty of room).

  • Has drawcord to tighten at the top.

  • Has elastic in it to hold it close to the body.

  • Reusable.


In all seriousness, this is a fabulous piece of kit for anything from an adventure race through to a planned bivouac - For emergency situations on or off the mountains even something as simple as being stuck out in the car for the night when it snows heavily.


Anyway, it's only €40 and it could save your life - for the cheapskates amongst you it also comes in bag form for only €26 - that could still save your life but you'll still be cheap.


Monday, August 15, 2011

Womens "storm" overtrousers now only €99!

Yes you read right - the womens "Storm" waterproof overtrouser from Berghaus has been reduced from €150 down to just €99 - These are seriously waterproof - as in 3 layer Gore-Tex performance shell waterproof - they also have an extremely tough outer fabric, double storm flaps, two way zips and popper studs alongside the zips so you can get even better ventilation on those particularly muggy days.


Basically, if you want the utmost protection and comfort for your legs, these are the trousers for you.







Here's a picture, if you want some you'd better hurry as they are already going quickly.













Byyyyyeeeeeeeeeee!!.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Walking and Cycling guides

We now have an absolutely fantastic range of Walking and Cycling guides in from the company "Cicerone" - From walks in the Irish mountains and Corsica to cycle-touring Ireland, Spain, France and beyond, these are very detailed guides with a massive amount of routes in them. Basically, guide books don't come any better.

adios, a bientot et Do zobaczenia

Monday, August 8, 2011

Asics Womens shoe - €30!!!!!!!!

Yes you read correctly - that's an Asics womens walking shoe, a mighty fine one too - and not just one, a complete pair, for only €30! - yes, the lady of the manor has lost her marbles so i urge you to make the most of it because when she regains her sanity the fun and frolicks end and this deal is resigned to the annals of shoe sale history.


With all of the features you would expect of a quality Asics shoe, it has a carefully profiled dual density midsole for pronation control, a nicely moulded component for midsole stability, a highly abrasion resistant yet light rubber sole (for many miles on road and path) and they are also made from oiled nubuck leather - so they are as tough as old boots (i know, i know, i couldn't resist)




This is footwear in all it's finery. I must say that they look nice in the flesh too and have champagne in the name of the colour -what more could a girl want?.





So if i may make a suggestion, check yourself and then wander down to Parnell Place and get yourself a pair of these fine shoes.


salut

Friday, August 5, 2011

Back to school - woohoo!






Yes it's that happy time of year when you have to get up early again, not lark around all day having fun and generally go back to learning rubbish that will do you no good in your later years. Just kidding, it's all super useful information that will be invaluable in your every day lives so pay attention kids as "what you learn today could save your life tomorrow" - that's a quote fom chuck norris (i think).



Anyway as you have to go back, you might as well be dry, well fed and watered and with somewhere to put all that food, water and reading material.


Keeping dry:



New "Thunderflash" waterproof jacket/fleece combo - The business if you want to be dry - or dry and warm at the same time - While the weather is like it is at the moment (i.e. warm ;-), just use the waterproof shell on it's own and when the days get cooler, a zip-in fleece will keep you toasty.


We've only got the boys one of these at the moment but the girls one should with us in a week or so (not definite but should). Loads of the packaway stuff came in in all sizes too but it won't be here forever - move it.










Would sir like to look cool in his rainwear?



Yes,.. well then step this way.






Keeping watered:




As under 18's, you can't legally drink the fineness that is alcoholic liquor but rest assured your time will come and it will be excellent - In the meantime, don't look like someone that has had too much alcohol and spilt it all over their pants - get yourself a spill proof Contigo water bottle and make the opposite sex swoon at your stylish bottle as you sip from it like some jazz cat from funky town (that's cool, trust me).





"Wow, who's that cat in the hat looking phat" - that's what they'll be saying about you, yes you when you get your contigo bottle.

They make travel mug/flask type things too - they all have easy drinking holes, like a good disposable coffee cup only made of plastic and with a button to release or stop liquid flow so no more mr pissy pants look for you - man the stuff they think of these days.















Ooh, is that a flask or a travel mug - actually it's both, i'm an "A-lister" don't you know.

Yeah i know, massive pictures messing up the flow of the blog - shut it, the details are good now with my massive pics and i don't care for your back chat.








Eating:


Sporks - yeah, you know them - it's a spoon, fork and knife all in one - should be called a spoknifork i reckon - would sound cooler too. Still even with the rubbish name they work well and are pretty cool too - if you were to turn up at a film premiere somewhere wearing a thunderflash jacket with a spork in one hand and contigo travel mug/flask full of whiskey, i'd let you jump the queue - then again i probably wouldn't be working the door there cos i hate those things and they probably wouldn't employ me either after last time.







A Spork. (or Spoknifork).










More eating: - No not you tubs, put that down and get back on the treadmill.




Looking for something to keep your lunch in? - No, what do you mean no - you want to scrape your lunch off the bottom of your bag do you - idiot - now listen up - put your lunch in one of these and it will stay fresh and safe for months - not really, maybe a day or two, depends what you got in there. Anyway, put your lunch in this, take it out later (lunchtime would be good) and eat your lunch from it - it's that simple.



This thing, here, on the right - yeah that's the one - the green box - with "little tubs's lunch" written on the lid. yeah, that's your's tubby.

Oh and there's loads of packs now in for keeping all your stuff in - get one or all your stuff will fall on the floor and you'll look like a fool.


byyeeeeeeeeeee


Friday, July 22, 2011

Berghaus Talus 45





Are you going Mountaineering any time soon? Maybe the Alps, Scotland or Ireland.

Then we have the bag for you! Let me introduce you to the Berghaus Talus 45.

This mighty bag is packed with features.


- Fusion Pro Verteflex back system incorporates flexible frame for unrestricted movement and improved load carrying.


-Extendable, removable lid with roll closure bivi.


-Non absorbent thermo moulded back pads mean that the bag can be placed in the snow.


-Suitable for ski touring using A-frame ski carry straps.


-SOS instructions underneath lid and emergency whistle integrated in chest strap buckle.


-Side compression straps with side release buckles.


-Rope compression strap.


Price was €120


now €96













Wednesday, July 20, 2011

CAMPING SPECIAL OFFERS.

At the moment we have some great deals in store for your camping needs,
This 4 shelf cupboard is now on sale from
55 EURO
TO
30 EURO.
Easy to put together and very strong great for any camping trip.





One of the best deals in store at the moment is the Gelert DOUBLE BURNER with Grill, Lid and Piezo

-5.3KG in weight
-Made of steel
-2 large adjustable burners
-Adjustable grill
-Removeable stainless steel pan for easy cleaning
-Folding lid with side windshields
-Piezo automatic ignition for both burners and grill
-Compatible with butane & propane


I have used one back when i was a scout leader many times, when you are cooking on it you have a feeling that you are Chef Jamie Oliver or Gary Mehigan.

at the moment til stocks last it only costs
65 euro
DOWN FROM 85euro.

Another gas stove we have on sale is the Gelert portable gas cooker.
Simple to use, fantastic for festivals and light camping.
It was

27 euro
now

20 euro
IT FEATURES,
-Automatic piezo eletric ignition
-Adjustable heat control
-Pressure sensitive safety device
-Saftey locking mechanism for gas canister
-Lightweight & portable
-Removable cooking plate for ease of cleaning
-Strong ABS carry case

hurry while stocks last.
peace out A town
kieran

Gelert quick pitch tents on sale

The deal of the month has just landed in the shop.
At the moment the GELERT QUICK PITCH TENT is now on sale from
50 euro
to
35 EURO
The tent is on sale and already flying out the door so hurry before they are all gone.

COLOURS ARE: RED/GREY , BLACK/WHITE AND A LOVELY FLOWER PATTERN FOR THE HIPPIE IN YOU .

CIAO KIERAN.

Monday, July 18, 2011

HEY DUDES AND DUDEETTS JUST LETTING YOU KNOW THAT WETSUITS AND BODY BOARDS ARE BACK IN STOCK.
SO COME GET EM..............



WHILE STOCKS LAST.









Andy is transformer, a man in a robot body untill...

In a shop far far away there was once a man who had a dream, a dream so big it was almost unthinkable. But when you are one of us you grab the bull by the horns and ride, you stay on it ' til you win cause that's what winners do. Thats what a Mahers outdoor staff member does.
Andys dream was to be a robot, after months in the planning with millions of yen gone into the materials, thousands maybe millions of man hours gone into this robotic plan. At this stage we must thank Tony Stark from Stark industries for his support.

At some time during the procedure i nearly cut his arm off with a lazer cutter but thats a different story all together.
Finally we got it sorted and all was good. Andy is now "ANDEX". We hooked him up with major weapons like the power to fix bikes and do a lot of research on the computer on useless things but the most important thing is to fetch coffee for us. We managed to get a shot on our SLR camera before he took off on his holidays i think he is in Dubai or Kerry/Bantry. If you see him grab a couple of photos of his trip.



I hope his wife is proud of him

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

THE IONOSPHERE ARRIVES..

THE SNUGPAK IONOSPHERE

THE PERFECT TENT FOR THE MOUNTAINEER/HILLWALKER HAS JUST ARRIVED INTO THE SHOP.



The Ionosphere by Snugpak is an spacious one man tent which packs down extremely small and compact. The tent itself has a very low profile and is great for those looking for a 1 person tent to keep out the elements. The tent has a 5000mm PU Coated fly, the Ionosphere has a single entry point at the top. The No-See-Um-mesh and all seams are seam taped. A very impressive small compact tent by anyones standard.






FEATURES:



- Flysheet is lightweight 210t ripstop with a 5000mm waterproof polyurethane coating.

- All DAC poles are made from th72m aluminum


- 1 door


-trail weight 1.2 kgs

- Pack weight 1.52kgs


Come in and check it out its fairly awesome.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

it's oxegen time mofo's

yo dogs, i'm down with your generation and all so don't be saying i'm not like - word up git down whips and chains rhianna biznez. I reckon it's that time of the year yo when it's time to get down wiv all those crazy bands you love like the poo fighters, fifty pence and red hurley - word up red you crazy dog - and to celebrate this smooove festival jive biznez we've got some foshizzle deals on some mofo'in tents and stuff - yeah word to the mother jivedog - step up and get down like a crazy dog coz we got tents from 50 billz, not that you crazy cats need a tent cos you is down like cold chilling funky cold medina as ll cool j once said - yeah word to easy e and the wu tang get down i said.



anyway, come on and step to the beat, come on and dance with me, as gloria "maddog" estefan once said when she was doin gangsta biznez with the cats on the eastside - tents of all shapes and sizes for cats of all persuasions and gangsta rhymin yo git down one time.




here is a tent. it is good and nice.



we have bigger ones too if you is havin a real gansta stylee partee and gettin down big time.



booyakasha dogs.



M.C. sweetcorn.