Friday, May 20, 2011

I will survive

Go on now go, walk out the door, just turn around now, cos you're not welcome anymore.

Yeah, that's right Gloria, you tell them - and you too can survive just like Gloria did with some of what just hit the store.

Adventure medical kits is the company, their speciality is this kind of thing and man they do it well at some damn fine prices - seriously guys, for the money these packs are chock full of goodies.

Survival pack - ideal for adventure races! - or any other situation where you need a super lightweight survival pack that comes in a waterproof bag and packs up small enough to fit into even the smallest of pockets.

Inside we have:

  • A survival blanket - a damn good one.

  • Slim rescue "howler" - a whistle that can be heard from over a mile away - you will be the dolphin of the hills.

  • "tinder quick" waterproof firestarters.

  • 20mm survival compass, liquid damped with fast acting dial.

  • Mini rescue flash signal mirror - for checking your make up in (or that your hair is straight, no one likes a messy runner/walker/cyclist).

  • Waterproof, windproof matches in a watertight vial with submersible striker.

  • Fishing and sewing kit - set up your own fishmongers and dress shop in the wilds of Kerry/The Burren/etc etc - you'd be surprised how strong the market is right now for proper homemade clothing and fish sandwiches.

  • Professional grade duct tape - mend anything - yes anything - or set up your own A-Team, pretend to be hannibal and walk around saying "i love it when a plan comes together" all the time.
"Weekender" first aid kit.

Made for small groups for short trips, hence the name - doesn't have to be a weekend, you could go Tuesday and Wednesday if you want and it will still work and be a great kit, that's how versatile it is.

If i listed everything it had in it we would be here all day, needless to say it's very comprehensive in it's provision for all types of first aid and potential emergencies.

I'll give you a teaser in the form of a picture - just look at all that stuff, how do they get it all in the pack?! - must be some kind of medicinal jiggery pokery - if you want to know more just give us a call or come in to see us - we love you so come on over any time you like (just not real late or before 9.30 cos we won't be here).

And last, but definitely by no means least, a cape of invisibility - no sugar sherlock, if you put this on and hide in a cave, no one outside the cave can see you - wicked.

It also works as a survival blanket - really light, will fit 2 people under/in it, reflects 90% of heat and is orange so that when you are not using it in "invisibility" mode, you can be seen easily from a long way off.

These two below show just how much fun one of these can be - look at their little faces.

bye for now

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