Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The story of evolution - As it really happened.

In the beginning, there were dogs.

Yes, that's right - Dogs were the first intelligent form of life on planet earth. Direct descendents of the dolphin, but with fur.

They lived alone on the planet for about 300 years, with only burgers for food which they brought with them in cooler bags.

The king of the dogs looked a bit like yoda from star wars and loved playgrounds.

"I love playgrounds"

One day he came across a playground that had been built by some of the other dogs and played on the slide and climbing frame for so long that he evolved into a monkey. And that is why we have Monkeys on earth.

Someone tried to take away the slide!

Anyway, now we had dogs and monkeys who got along just fine for the next 5 years or so until two of them got all lovey dovey sexy and shabbarine gave birth to a baby donkey - I know it sounds far fetched but trust me on this, i've done my research.

"Hey baby"

(the donkey had the same skills as his father with the ladies)

Then the donkeys learned to make sandwiches and everyone ate loads of them and eventually they all turned into humans because bread has that effect on all animals.

Anyway, there you have it, the definitive story of evolution.

It's all true.


  1. John O'SullivanMay 5, 2010 at 6:53 PM

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  2. John, firstly may I apologise if you feel that we are not providing enough information on products and sales etc, or if the balance of the blog is more towards the frivolous.

    Obviously we do not wish to annoy or offend anyone and we feel we keep this balance fairly well, especially as we do have frequent requests from many other customers to keep up the "fun" element of the blog, many people enjoying the daft stories etc.

    Anyway, I hope you will review your position and continue to read the blog and if there is any particular subject you wish to see covered, please let us know.

    Mahers Outdoor

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