Back to school - woohoo!

Yes it's that happy time of year when you have to get up early again, not lark around all day having fun and generally go back to learning rubbish that will do you no good in your later years. Just kidding, it's all super useful information that will be invaluable in your every day lives so pay attention kids as "what you learn today could save your life tomorrow" - that's a quote fom chuck norris (i think).

Anyway as you have to go back, you might as well be dry, well fed and watered and with somewhere to put all that food, water and reading material.

Keeping dry:

New "Thunderflash" waterproof jacket/fleece combo - The business if you want to be dry - or dry and warm at the same time - While the weather is like it is at the moment (i.e. warm ;-), just use the waterproof shell on it's own and when the days get cooler, a zip-in fleece will keep you toasty.

We've only got the boys one of these at the moment but the girls one should with us in a week or so (not definite but should). Loads of the packaway stuff came in in all sizes too but it won't be here forever - move it.

Would sir like to look cool in his rainwear?

Yes,.. well then step this way.

Keeping watered:

As under 18's, you can't legally drink the fineness that is alcoholic liquor but rest assured your time will come and it will be excellent - In the meantime, don't look like someone that has had too much alcohol and spilt it all over their pants - get yourself a spill proof Contigo water bottle and make the opposite sex swoon at your stylish bottle as you sip from it like some jazz cat from funky town (that's cool, trust me).

"Wow, who's that cat in the hat looking phat" - that's what they'll be saying about you, yes you when you get your contigo bottle.

They make travel mug/flask type things too - they all have easy drinking holes, like a good disposable coffee cup only made of plastic and with a button to release or stop liquid flow so no more mr pissy pants look for you - man the stuff they think of these days.

Ooh, is that a flask or a travel mug - actually it's both, i'm an "A-lister" don't you know.

Yeah i know, massive pictures messing up the flow of the blog - shut it, the details are good now with my massive pics and i don't care for your back chat.

Eating:

Sporks - yeah, you know them - it's a spoon, fork and knife all in one - should be called a spoknifork i reckon - would sound cooler too. Still even with the rubbish name they work well and are pretty cool too - if you were to turn up at a film premiere somewhere wearing a thunderflash jacket with a spork in one hand and contigo travel mug/flask full of whiskey, i'd let you jump the queue - then again i probably wouldn't be working the door there cos i hate those things and they probably wouldn't employ me either after last time.

A Spork. (or Spoknifork).

More eating: - No not you tubs, put that down and get back on the treadmill.

Looking for something to keep your lunch in? - No, what do you mean no - you want to scrape your lunch off the bottom of your bag do you - idiot - now listen up - put your lunch in one of these and it will stay fresh and safe for months - not really, maybe a day or two, depends what you got in there. Anyway, put your lunch in this, take it out later (lunchtime would be good) and eat your lunch from it - it's that simple.

This thing, here, on the right - yeah that's the one - the green box - with "little tubs's lunch" written on the lid. yeah, that's your's tubby.

Oh and there's loads of packs now in for keeping all your stuff in - get one or all your stuff will fall on the floor and you'll look like a fool.

byyeeeeeeeeeee